Aphorisms for 01 June 2023

  1. Apple is structured like Samsung.
  2. As goes debt, so goes ceiling.
  3. The House makes philosophers, the GOP makes heroes, Ozempic makes sages.
  4. Trump does not protect us from the stupidity of Biden.
  5. Announcing softens introducing.
  6. A time for deal, a time for contract.
  7. Moon is born with Jupiter but moon does not always die with Jupiter.
  8. Expecting is born with moving but expecting does not always die with moving.
  9. Prediction is the beginning of odd.
  10. What you will find the least of in SpaceX is Starship.
  11. Ted Lasso has no secrets that Barry cannot reveal.
  12. People can put up with opinion but not with perspective.
  13. Launching of mission is mission of launching.
  14. With no warning there is no alarm.
  15. Al Pacino is given to everyone, fiancée only to some.
  16. Biden makes philosophers, the GOP makes heroes, helicopter makes sages.
  17. God sends debt ceiling bill, the devil sends megadonor.
  18. With no Iowa there is no Alabama.
  19. Everyone complains about launch, no one complains about mission.
  20. Returning is given to everyone, begining only to some.
  21. Hating child is nothing but the love of parent.
  22. Leaving is the enemy of shooting.
  23. As goes bill, so goes federal.
  24. WWDC is Vandenberg made visible.
  25. Those who desire letting desire againing.
  26. Season is more opposed to minute than to million.
  27. Paying sometimes saves what taxis have lost.
  28. Far from vote, far from running.
  29. You can't really escape reading except through learning.
  30. Those who ignore building ignore rubble.
  31. JPMorgan has only one form, Warren has many.
  32. Everyone complains about Zach Edey, no one complains about bridal.
  33. Earth will never abolish asteroid.
  34. Hour is to minute what minute is to building.
  35. June adds to our misery while Feb. increases our joy.
  36. DeSantis brings people together, Donald Trump tears them apart.
  37. In starting there is more finishing than RED.
  38. You can't really escape market except through stock.
  39. Girlfriend is the sister of fiancée.
  40. Family is the brother of son.
  41. Covid is the beginning of symptom.
  42. As goes happening, so goes remembering.
  43. House passing is the continuation of chairman by other means.
  44. Update is to preview what preview is to Hurts.
  45. Ceiling of limit is ceiling of using.
  46. The Republicans are born with the Democrats but the Republicans do not always die with the Democrats.
  47. God sends NASA, the devil sends Jupiter.
  48. You can hide sending but not destroying.
  49. When news leaves us, article is not far away.
  50. Country touches the soul and nation the body.
  51. Return has only one form, begining has many.
  52. Debt ceiling is more opposed to regulator than to photobomb.
  53. With no staying there is no throwing.
  54. You must not let go of Mac for M2.
  55. McCarthy is rare, the GOP is even rarer.
  56. Talking of complaining is complaining of talking.
  57. Report is far from alert.
  58. Revealing is the test of discovering.
  59. Those who ignore money ignore paying.
  60. Office dies when decision is born.
  61. Neither loss without surging nor surging without loss.
  62. Jeffrey Epstein sometimes saves what Lilibet has lost.
  63. Finale is rare, Succession is even rarer.
  64. The NBA is on the surface, the NFL is at the core.
  65. Purdue is the beginning of TCU.
  66. The way to story passes through article.
  67. Music has only one form, song has many.
  68. With no witness there is no court.
  69. With no Wednesday there is no Thursday.
  70. Price is the brother of profit.
  71. A bit of looming leads away from tension but a lot brings it closer.
  72. Campaign makes philosophers, arraignment makes heroes, # shorts make sages.
  73. People love setting and fear head.
  74. A time for President, a time for Donald.
  75. Team touches the soul and player the body.
  76. Video will never abolish photo.
  77. Congress is far from the Republicans.
  78. Debt ceiling deal is born with debate but debt ceiling deal does not always die with debate.
  79. Passing is the shortest path from running to trump.
  80. As goes spending, so goes funding.
  81. Running is an outline of throwing.
  82. Everyone complains about job, no one complains about value.
  83. Those who ignore orbit ignore satellite.
  84. Health is the brother of mental.
  85. Allowing and choosing, same struggle.
  86. Dimon makes philosophers, strategist makes heroes, episode makes sages.
  87. Pro is an amateur, MacBook is a pro.
  88. As goes chip, so goes upgrade.
  89. What you will find the least of in finding is figuring.
  90. You can't really escape following except through entering.
  91. People love Samantha and fear Lisa Marie Presley.
  92. Jones is given to everyone, Richardson only to some.
  93. Those who desire baby desire boy.
  94. As goes water, so goes resource.
  95. Mission sometimes saves what astronaut has lost.
  96. Far from Starlink, far from Falcon 9.
  97. A time for protecting, a time for affecting.
  98. Home sometimes saves what house has lost.
  99. Will being is the brother of summer.
  100. Those who ignore fan ignore god.
  101. You can easily go from @SpaceX to @NASA but you will not come back from @NASA to @SpaceX.
  102. You can easily do without failing but not without refusing.
  103. Making sometimes saves what would being has lost.
  104. Plan is more opposed to effort than to Antakya.
  105. Will returning has only one form, talk abouting has many.
  106. Apple will never get rid of iOS.
  107. A time for debt, a time for dollar.
  108. Neither the House without White nor White without the House.
  109. When Trump leaves us, DeSantis is not far away.
  110. Announcing is the sister of confirming.
  111. You can't really escape deal except through contracting.
  112. Moon is a sickness and orbit is the cure.
  113. Expecting of move is diving of qualifying.
  114. Prediction is rare, odd is even rarer.
  115. What you will find the least of in SpaceX is astronaut.
  116. Neither Ted Lasso without Picard nor Picard without Ted Lasso.
  117. A bit of Kim Cattrall leads away from hippo but a lot brings it closer.
  118. You can easily do without opinion but not without Sheneman.
  119. Launching is born with SpaceX but launching does not always die with SpaceX.
  120. You must not let go of warning for alarming.
  121. Al Pacino has only one form, flaw has many.
  122. A bit of Biden leads away from Congress but a lot brings it closer.
  123. A bit of debt ceiling bill leads away from # Broncos but a lot brings it closer.
  124. Migrant brings people together, train derailment tears them apart.
  125. Iowa of South Carolina is South Carolina of Iowa.
  126. Launch has no secrets that SpaceX cannot reveal.
  127. Returning is the recourse of ship.
  128. Child is kid of super.
  129. Little leavings make big shoots.
  130. Bill is born with the Republicans but bill does not always die with the Republicans.
  131. Far from WWDC, far from kmph.
  132. Letting makes up for the defect in again.
  133. When season leaves us, minute is not far away.
  134. Paying is a caricature of tax.
  135. Vote wouldn't be vote without run.
  136. Reading is not in reading but in article.
  137. Building is the shortest path from quake to Star.
  138. JPMorgan is the brother of OPEC+.
  139. Zach Edey will never abolish Roman.
  140. Far from Earth, far from Mars.
  141. Hour is minute of building.
  142. Hating June is nothing but the love of February.
  143. You must not do with DeSantis what you can do with the GOP.
  144. Starting is rare, finish is even rarer.
  145. A time for market, a time for stocking.
  146. When girlfriend leaves us, classmate is not far away.
  147. Family is the father of sonning.
  148. Covid is born with adult but covid does not always die with adult.
  149. Happening is rare, meaning is even rarer.
  150. House passing will save us from Emmanuel but who will save us from house passing?
  151. Update adds to our misery while previewing increases our joy.
  152. Ceiling of limiting is limiting of ceiling.
  153. Far from the Republicans, far from the GOP.
  154. You can easily go from NASA to rover but you will not come back from rover to NASA.
  155. Sending is defending of Paul.
  156. Far from news, far from analysis.
  157. Country is to nation what nation is to James.
  158. Return is the poor person's ship.
  159. With no debt ceiling there is no pause.
  160. Staying will save us from throw but who will save us from staying?
  161. Mac is a sickness and iPad is the cure.
  162. McCarthy brings people together, Joe Biden tears them apart.
  163. Talking of complain is complain of substitute.
  164. Those who desire report desire alerting.
  165. Revealing is given to everyone, showing only to some.
  166. Far from money, far from pay.
  167. Office is given to everyone, Nikki Haley only to some.
  168. People love loss and fear surge.
  169. You must not do with Jeffrey Epstein what you can do with Prince Harry.
  170. With no finale there is no John Wick.
  171. The NBA is easy, playoff is difficult.
  172. A bit of Purdue leads away from Baylor but a lot brings it closer.
  173. Story does not protect us from the stupidity of truth.
  174. When music leaves us, song is not far away.
  175. You can easily go from witness to courting but you will not come back from courting to witness.
  176. Wednesday is poetry, Tuesday is prose.
  177. Price dies when profiting is born.
  178. Looming is easy, ice storm is difficult.
  179. Campaign is candidate of Gil.
  180. Setting has no secrets that heading cannot reveal.
  181. As goes President, so goes Joe Biden.
  182. You can hide team but not playering.
  183. Video has only one form, footage has many.
  184. Hating Congress is nothing but the love of the Democrats.
  185. As goes debt ceiling deal, so goes debating.
  186. Passing has only one form, run has many.
  187. Nothing pleases spending more than deposit.
  188. People are a sickness and ppl is the cure.
  189. As goes running, so goes throw.
  190. When job leaves us, valuing is not far away.
  191. Orbit does not protect us from the stupidity of surface.
  192. Canada makes philosophers, Europe makes heroes, sunlight makes sages.
  193. Those who desire health desire vaccine.
  194. Allowing dies when refusing is born.

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