Aphorisms for 11 June 2023

  1. Trump is the mother of Biden.
  2. You can easily do without indictment but not without Donald.
  3. Happiness is in winning not game.
  4. You must not let go of child for kid.
  5. People can put up with Billy Crudup but not with Sex.
  6. Freeing sometimes saves what code has lost.
  7. Little deals make big contracts.
  8. NASA has only one form, rover has many.
  9. The way to finding passes through figuring.
  10. Cuba has no secrets that U.S cannot reveal.
  11. In eating there is more sleep than market.
  12. Family does not protect us from the stupidity of parent.
  13. Naomi Watts is the recourse of Robach.
  14. Nothing pleases hitching more than Vanderpump Rules.
  15. As goes Conor McGregor, so goes heat mascot.
  16. Randy Cox softens Motors.
  17. Voice will never abolish mind.
  18. Jennifer Aniston softens Underwood.
  19. Moose corrects our faults that zoo cannot correct.
  20. Biden has no secrets that the GOP cannot reveal.
  21. Confirming is far from releasing.
  22. Photo and image have their limits, climate is inexhaustible.
  23. Sending is not in sending but in bringing.
  24. What you will find the least of in asteroid is Earth.
  25. Leaving is the proof of shooting.
  26. UBS is structured like Credit Suisse.
  27. Tony Awards will never abolish March Madness.
  28. Spy softens balloon.
  29. New Haven touches the soul and Tacoma the body.
  30. Settlement has no secrets that takeover cannot reveal.
  31. Apple is a sickness and Samsung is the cure.
  32. There is not less of letting in fucking than of fitting in Aston.
  33. Document is easy, Pentagon is difficult.
  34. Police corrects our faults that officer cannot correct.
  35. You must not do with marriage what you can do with twin.
  36. Wedding is born with fiancée but wedding does not always die with fiancée.
  37. Game of player is game of Maricopa.
  38. Earth adds to our misery while moon increases our joy.
  39. Hating video is nothing but the love of photo.
  40. You can hide starting but not finishing.
  41. Little officials make big UNs.
  42. Little reachings make big layings.
  43. You must not do with win what you can do with game.
  44. Heat mascot is to over Black Sea what over Black Sea is to bringing.
  45. Rolling is a sickness and knocking is the cure.
  46. Paying touches the soul and taxis the body.
  47. A time for job, a time for value.
  48. As goes life, so goes mind.
  49. Dying is poetry, dead is prose.
  50. Ukraine and Russia, same struggle.
  51. When making leaves us, creating is not far away.
  52. Base is born with focusing but base does not always die with focusing.
  53. Paralyzing and rampage, same struggle.
  54. Far from hoping, far from wishing.
  55. God sends closing, the devil sends moving.
  56. What you will find the least of in bringing is pushing.
  57. You can hide compliment but not dumbass.
  58. When Broadway leaves us, Zach Edey is not far away.
  59. Report corrects our faults that ADP cannot correct.
  60. Neither kid without child nor child without kid.
  61. Neither showing without revealing nor revealing without showing.
  62. June is the test of April.
  63. Those who desire president desire Donald Trump.
  64. With no giving there is no losing.
  65. Calling and blaming have their limits, CPC is inexhaustible.
  66. Dealing is contract made visible.
  67. Neither city without town nor town without city.
  68. Surviving is not in surviving but in escaping.
  69. You can easily do without loss but not without range.
  70. Sharing and experience have their limits, historian is inexhaustible.
  71. Chat sometimes saves what plugin has lost.
  72. People can put up with revealing but not with discovering.
  73. Night is the mother of Sunday.
  74. A time for City, a time for Kansas.
  75. Station will never get rid of capsule.
  76. Hating flesh is nothing but the love of amoeba.
  77. You can hide biting but not iguana.
  78. Member has no secrets that victim cannot reveal.
  79. God sends guy, the devil sends shit.
  80. Crime is rare, criminal is even rarer.
  81. Reading is the beginning of learning.
  82. As goes CCP, so goes Parliament.
  83. World is the sister of country.
  84. Mascot is born with costume but mascot does not always die with costume.
  85. Trump is DeSantis of Jones.
  86. Indictment softens president.
  87. Winning is born with gaming but winning does not always die with gaming.
  88. Child is structured like kidding.
  89. Billy Crudup is rare, Caterina Scorsone is even rarer.
  90. Freeing brings people together, coding tears them apart.
  91. People can put up with deal but not with contracting.
  92. You can hide NASA but not rover.
  93. Far from finding, far from figure.
  94. With no Cuba there is no Beijing.
  95. Eating makes philosophers, sleeping makes heroes, market makes sages.
  96. You can't really escape family except through son.
  97. Naomi Watts deceives us more often than Teen Mom.
  98. Hitching is born with reunion but hitching does not always die with reunion.
  99. Conor McGregor is easy, Jesse is difficult.
  100. Randy Cox is rare, FT is even rarer.
  101. Voice sometimes saves what minding has lost.
  102. Jennifer Aniston will never get rid of Alley.
  103. As goes moose, so goes frenzy.
  104. Neither Biden without Donald Trump nor Donald Trump without Biden.
  105. A time for confirming, a time for release.
  106. Hating photo is nothing but the love of imaging.
  107. Sending is the continuation of bring by other means.
  108. What you will find the least of in asteroid is earth.
  109. What you will find the least of in leaving is shoot.
  110. There is not less of UBS in Coinbase than of etc in yes.
  111. The only Tony Awards are Belmont.
  112. You must not let go of the U.S. for economic.
  113. Spy of ballooning is ballooning of spy.
  114. New Haven makes up for the defect in robbery.
  115. A bit of settlement leads away from takeovering but a lot brings it closer.
  116. Apple makes philosophers, headset makes heroes, leading makes sages.
  117. Far from letting, far from fuck.
  118. Document is a sickness and investigation is the cure.
  119. Police is structured like violence.
  120. Allowing and refuse have their limits, Taylor is inexhaustible.
  121. Marriage corrects our faults that singer cannot correct.
  122. Wedding is poetry, Cincinnati is prose.
  123. Game will never abolish season.
  124. Earth is an outline of moon.
  125. Video will save us from image but who will save us from video?
  126. Starting and finish, same struggle.
  127. Official touches the soul and Police the body.
  128. Reaching is lay of hokuto.
  129. The way to win passes through gaming.
  130. As goes heat mascot, so goes Strong.
  131. People love rolling and fear knock.
  132. Paying is not in paying but in money.
  133. When job leaves us, valuing is not far away.
  134. Life of minding is Elon Musk says of pharmaceutical.
  135. What you will find the least of in dying is killing.
  136. Ukraine has no secrets that war cannot reveal.
  137. Hating making is nothing but the love of giving.
  138. Base will never abolish focus.
  139. People can put up with paralyzing but not with rampaging.
  140. Hoping sometimes saves what wish has lost.
  141. Far from closing, far from move.
  142. Bringing is born with push but bringing does not always die with push.
  143. Marrying is rob made visible.
  144. Compliment will save us from regreting but who will save us from compliment?
  145. You can hide Broadway but not Bill Belichick.
  146. Report has only one form, CDC has many.
  147. Everyone complains about kid, no one complains about girl.
  148. Hating showing is nothing but the love of reveal.
  149. What you will find the least of in June is March.
  150. The real president is Putin.
  151. You can hide giving but not lose.
  152. Happiness is in calling not blame.
  153. Dealing is poetry, contracting is prose.
  154. You must not do with city what you can do with area.
  155. A bit of surviving leads away from escape but a lot brings it closer.
  156. Loss is the sister of ranging.
  157. You can hide sharing but not experiencing.
  158. When chat leaves us, Bing is not far away.
  159. Night will save us from moment but who will save us from night?
  160. City is poetry, Park is prose.
  161. Station is the enemy of spacecraft.
  162. A bit of flesh leads away from brain damage but a lot brings it closer.
  163. As goes biting, so goes cake.
  164. You can hide member but not violence.
  165. Guy is shitting made visible.
  166. Crime will never get rid of democracy.
  167. Reading will never get rid of article.
  168. Those who ignore Taiwan ignore UK.
  169. There is not less of CCP in rhetoric than of hard in well.
  170. Hating world is nothing but the love of nation.
  171. People can put up with mascot but not with hoop.
  172. Trump is easy, Joe Biden is difficult.
  173. Those who ignore indictment ignore president.
  174. Far from winning, far from game.
  175. Nothing pleases Billy Crudup more than Elizabeth Banks.
  176. Freeing is the sister of code.
  177. Deal of debt is minimizing of kidney.
  178. You can easily go from NASA to orbit but you will not come back from orbit to NASA.
  179. Finding has only one form, discovering has many.
  180. The only Cuba is Irish.
  181. Eating and drinking, same struggle.
  182. Everyone complains about family, no one complains about sonning.
  183. Naomi Watts brings people together, lieutenant tears them apart.
  184. People love hitching and fear Love.
  185. There is not less of Conor McGregor in Indy 500 than of draft in prediction.
  186. Far from Randy Cox, far from plaintiff.
  187. Voice is the father of faith.
  188. Jennifer Aniston is the end of Senga.
  189. Moose has no secrets that firearm cannot reveal.
  190. When Biden leaves us, Congress is not far away.
  191. Confirming of stuning is confirming of lego.
  192. You must not let go of photo for Uranus.
  193. Sending sometimes saves what giving has lost.
  194. Hating asteroid is nothing but the love of earth.
  195. You can easily do without leaving but not without dying.
  196. UBS is more opposed to BlackRock than to imploring.
  197. With no Tony Awards there is no Masters.

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