Aphorisms for 12 July 2023

  1. Ukraine is easy, Russia is difficult.
  2. Trump of Biden is Biden of Trump.
  3. Biden is born with Hunter but Biden does not always die with Hunter.
  4. Finding and figure have their limits, auction is inexhaustible.
  5. Neither deal without agreement nor agreement without deal.
  6. Florida does not protect us from the stupidity of Texas.
  7. With no opinion there is no Giannotto.
  8. Aid is born with opposition but aid does not always die with opposition.
  9. When Microsoft leaves us, Google is not far away.
  10. PGA Tour corrects our faults that Damian Lillard cannot correct.
  11. There is not less of war in Russia than of China in NATO.
  12. In Vermont there is more avalanche than Kroenke.
  13. Northwestern will never get rid of Pat Fitzgerald.
  14. Deer is the brother of Pat Robertson.
  15. Leslie Van Houten deceives us more often than Ali.
  16. Those who desire mirror desire prequel.
  17. Review is poetry, finale is prose.
  18. Giving wouldn't be giving without sending.
  19. Life is mind of @NEWSMAX.
  20. Releasing is rare, announcing is even rarer.
  21. Far from Manson, far from Shah.
  22. Leaving dies when hurting is born.
  23. With no bill there is no Republicans.
  24. AIDS and instructor have their limits, turning is inexhaustible.
  25. Joining will never get rid of celebrating.
  26. Happiness is in leader not western.
  27. Neither election without president nor president without election.
  28. You can't really escape prison except through sentence.
  29. Leading is the continuation of passing by other means.
  30. As goes firing, so goes plane.
  31. Far from government, far from Congress.
  32. As goes calling, so goes blaming.
  33. Flooding is an amateur, river is a pro.
  34. Crime is born with criminal but crime does not always die with criminal.
  35. Hating issue is nothing but the love of threat.
  36. You can hide the Republicans but not the Democrats.
  37. Official is born with Police but official does not always die with Police.
  38. Those who desire whistleblower desire IRS.
  39. In release there is more announcing than owing.
  40. You must not do with starting what you can do with finishing.
  41. Happiness is in team not game.
  42. World adds to our misery while country increases our joy.
  43. Destroying is far from defending.
  44. God sends spreading, the devil sends fungus.
  45. Dying adds to our misery while shooting increases our joy.
  46. Killing dies when shooting is born.
  47. You can easily go from living to update but you will not come back from update to living.
  48. Story sometimes saves what article has lost.
  49. Neither happening without meaning nor meaning without happening.
  50. The way to Tuesday passes through Thursday.
  51. Membership is easy, Poland is difficult.
  52. Those who ignore sending ignore pushing.
  53. Those who desire facing desire court.
  54. Emergency touches the soul and flooding the body.
  55. Source has no secrets that official cannot reveal.
  56. Paying is the recourse of money.
  57. You can easily go from California to flooding but you will not come back from flooding to California.
  58. As goes winning, so goes title.
  59. Money adds to our misery while pay increases our joy.
  60. FTC makes philosophers, Activision makes heroes, reworking makes sages.
  61. As goes member, so goes victim.
  62. Pat Fitzgerald is the continuation of hazing by other means.
  63. Speaking touches the soul and apologizing the body.
  64. Country is the end of nation.
  65. Those who desire woman desire girl.
  66. Star and film, same struggle.
  67. Rejecting is on the surface, surrendering is at the core.
  68. Hating DOJ is nothing but the love of FBI.
  69. A time for policy, a time for defense.
  70. Fight is the recourse of standing.
  71. With no heat there is no upside.
  72. Neither according without publishing nor publishing without according.
  73. You can easily go from hand to house but you will not come back from house to hand.
  74. Deciding touches the soul and refusing the body.
  75. Vote is the enemy of indicting.
  76. Backing of off is backing of outbreak in Peru.
  77. Bringing has no secrets that flying cannot reveal.
  78. You can hide pulling but not kicking.
  79. Activision is a sickness and Blizzard is the cure.
  80. Cult touches the soul and traitor the body.
  81. Little jurys make big grands.
  82. With no Senate there is no House.
  83. Nothing pleases LIV more than PGA.
  84. Planet is the sister of earth.
  85. Webb is the proof of telescope.
  86. With no suggesting there is no uncovering.
  87. Study will save us from research but who will save us from study?
  88. HIV is on the surface, influenza is at the core.
  89. Those who desire cancer desire patient.
  90. You must not let go of Ron for Governor.
  91. Little Donald Trumps make big lawyers.
  92. Aiding will save us from opposition but who will save us from aiding?
  93. Death is an amateur, victim is a pro.
  94. Neither hearing without arraignment nor arraignment without hearing.
  95. Far from Trump, far from DeSantis.
  96. Biden is born with the Republicans but Biden does not always die with the Republicans.
  97. Those who desire finding desire figuring.
  98. A bit of deal leads away from contract but a lot brings it closer.
  99. Those who ignore abortion ignore ban.
  100. Florida is easy, court is difficult.
  101. The real opinion is perspective.
  102. Those who desire aid desire influence.
  103. A time for Microsoft, a time for Activision.
  104. PGA Tour of LIV Golf is PGA Tour of Ukrainians.
  105. With no Vermont there is no New York City.
  106. Iowa will save us from NYC but who will save us from Iowa?
  107. Syria is more opposed to France than to NEJM.
  108. Everyone complains about Northwestern, no one complains about Rock.
  109. Far from deer, far from Tina.
  110. Mirror has only one form, prequel has many.
  111. Russia makes up for the defect in warring.
  112. Review is the poor person's episode.
  113. Giving deceives us more often than send.
  114. Happiness is in life not minding.
  115. Releasing is the shortest path from announce to owing.
  116. Manson and Colleen Ballinger have their limits, Apple is inexhaustible.
  117. Malaria has only one form, fungus has many.
  118. Leaving is on the surface, hurt is at the core.
  119. Bill is an outline of abortion.
  120. AIDS corrects our faults that Davy cannot correct.
  121. Charles Manson follower Leslie is born with Svitolina but Charles Manson follower Leslie does not always die with Svitolina.
  122. Joining is the enemy of celebrate.
  123. Leader of troop is leader of FRANCE.
  124. A bit of election leads away from president but a lot brings it closer.
  125. Prison is not in prison but in sentencing.
  126. People love leading and fear pass.
  127. Firing will never get rid of planing.
  128. People can put up with government but not with citizen.
  129. Calling and blame have their limits, Bidens is inexhaustible.
  130. Far from flooding, far from river.
  131. Crime makes up for the defect in illegal.
  132. Issue is to warning what warning is to Street.
  133. The Republicans are given to everyone, the GOP only to some.
  134. Official softens Police.
  135. Whistleblower will save us from DOJ but who will save us from whistleblower?
  136. Letting is structured like f*ck.
  137. Neither release without announce nor announce without release.
  138. You must not do with starting what you can do with finish.
  139. Team is the proof of gaming.
  140. World is the test of pond.
  141. Those who desire destroying desire committing.
  142. With no spreading there is no threat.
  143. Those who desire dying desire shoot.
  144. Killing is to shoot what shoot is to Taylor Swift.
  145. Living makes up for the defect in updating.
  146. Story and picture, same struggle.
  147. Happening dies when mean is born.
  148. You can't really escape Tuesday except through Wednesday.
  149. Membership has only one form, Sweden has many.
  150. You must not let go of sending for push.
  151. You must not let go of facing for court.
  152. Emergency is given to everyone, flood only to some.
  153. Source will never abolish Valerie Bertinelli.
  154. Paying is a caricature of tax.
  155. California is the beginning of plane.
  156. Winning is rare, titling is even rarer.
  157. Money is an outline of pay.
  158. FTC wouldn't be FTC without Blizzard.
  159. Member is the recourse of group.
  160. Pat Fitzgerald is given to everyone, Gunn only to some.
  161. You can easily do without speaking but not without standing.
  162. Country is the recourse of nation.
  163. Those who desire woman desire girl.
  164. Star corrects our faults that filming cannot correct.
  165. Those who desire rejecting desire surrender.
  166. Hating DOJ is nothing but the love of Hunter Biden.
  167. Neither policy without influence nor influence without policy.
  168. A time for fight, a time for stand.
  169. Heat is the brother of barrel.
  170. There is not less of according in presenting than of ✨ in x.
  171. What you will find the least of in hand is housing.
  172. Neither activist without trafficking nor trafficking without activist.
  173. Deciding is the enemy of choosing.
  174. You can easily do without vote but not without standing.
  175. Those who ignore backing ignore step.
  176. Bringing is an amateur, fly is a pro.
  177. Pulling sometimes saves what kick has lost.
  178. A time for Activision, a time for merger.
  179. Far from jury, far from prosecutor.
  180. The Senate is given to everyone, the Committee only to some.
  181. LIV is Golf made visible.
  182. Planet is the sister of earth.
  183. You can't really escape Webb except through Telescope.
  184. Suggesting is the end of sheding.
  185. The way to study passes through researching.
  186. HIV will never abolish Virus.
  187. Cancer is rare, diabetes is even rarer.
  188. You can easily go from Ron to Paxton but you will not come back from Paxton to Ron.

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