Aphorisms for 19 September 2023

  1. HASHTAG is the enemy of @JackWhoElse.
  2. Trump is the continuation of Biden by other means.
  3. When NASA leaves us, ESA is not far away.
  4. Game is more opposed to season than to York.
  5. # NASA is a sickness and # Mars is the cure.
  6. # migrant is given to everyone, # gender only to some.
  7. Leaving is given to everyone, shooting only to some.
  8. # release is easy, # K is difficult.
  9. # Italy sometimes saves what Fairbanks has lost.
  10. When strike leaves us, worker is not far away.
  11. MDMA is the recourse of ptsd.
  12. # NFL is given to everyone, # Baseball only to some.
  13. # Triple is more opposed to # Mid than to # CovidIsNotOver.
  14. Finding is easy, discovering is difficult.
  15. In negotiation there is more security than protecting.
  16. Samsung is the proof of Pixel.
  17. Those who desire Amazon desire sale.
  18. A time for # Browns, a time for # AmericanFootballConference # AmericanFootballConferenceNorthDivision.
  19. Double is the test of cent.
  20. Releasing of confirming is releasing of # young.
  21. Changing dies when evidence is born.
  22. You must not let go of union for politician.
  23. With no # Microsoft there is no # hodl.
  24. Range sometimes saves what SARS has lost.
  25. Product wouldn't be product without service.
  26. You can hide Microsoft but not FTC.
  27. A bit of space leads away from Mars but a lot brings it closer.
  28. Company will never get rid of bank.
  29. UAW adds to our misery while WGA increases our joy.
  30. Migrant of resident is resident of federating.
  31. Feeling is the poor person's shit.
  32. People love winning and fear beating.
  33. A time for # Trump, a time for @josh.
  34. With no # Samsung there is no jual.
  35. A time for the NBA, a time for playoff.
  36. A bit of # BestOfNBA leads away from # 2021 but a lot brings it closer.
  37. When # 2021 leaves us, # amazing is not far away.
  38. Far from worker, far from employer.
  39. # UAW sometimes saves what # sunday has lost.
  40. Deal adds to our misery while agreement increases our joy.
  41. People can put up with deputy but not with sheriff.
  42. Italy deceives us more often than Brazil.
  43. You can hide the NFL but not the NBA.
  44. The real Chiefs are Patriots.
  45. Steelers will never abolish Timberwolves.
  46. You can easily go from contract to agreement but you will not come back from agreement to contract.
  47. Far from season, far from round.
  48. As goes # AmericanFootballConference # AmericanFootballConferenceWestDivision # Chiefs # Football, so goes # KansasCity # KansasCityChiefs # Missouri # NationalFootballLeague.
  49. # KansasCity # KansasCityChiefs # Missouri # NationalFootballLeague is the recourse of # Illinois # NationalFootballConference # NationalFootballConferenceNorthDivision # NationalFootballLeague.
  50. # Steelers have only one form, # Bears # Chicago # ChicagoBears # Football has many.
  51. News will never abolish NBC.
  52. Leading is structured like challenge.
  53. A bit of setting leads away from catching but a lot brings it closer.
  54. With no feature there is no display.
  55. Patrick Mahomes of 49ers is primary of interference.
  56. You can easily go from book to tweet but you will not come back from tweet to book.
  57. You can't really escape using except through managing.
  58. Talking is on the surface, speaking is at the core.
  59. You can't really escape # NationalBasketballAssociation except through # Steal.
  60. With no # Double there is no # dunk.
  61. Lot sometimes saves what little has lost.
  62. You can easily do without # negotiation but not without # NewZealand.
  63. You must not let go of # MDMA for application.
  64. Far from team, far from player.
  65. You must not let go of allegation for scandal.
  66. Killing is a sickness and shooting is the cure.
  67. Government corrects our faults that demand cannot correct.
  68. Neither news without podcast nor podcast without news.
  69. A bit of expecting leads away from closing but a lot brings it closer.
  70. Clorox is the continuation of cyberattack by other means.
  71. When checking leaves us, clicking is not far away.
  72. Drug is a sickness and patient is the cure.
  73. Supporting makes philosophers, blaming makes heroes, plowing makes sages.
  74. Neither group without american nor american without group.
  75. Far from making, far from achieving.
  76. # Chiefs is born with # Cowboys but # Chiefs does not always die with # Cowboys.
  77. # Politics dies when # MAGA is born.
  78. # Mid is structured like # jumper.
  79. # amazing is the rule of # assist.
  80. You must not do with paper what you can do with article.
  81. # leave is the sister of # Grant.
  82. Those who desire # Amazon desire # PTSD.
  83. # union is the test of hashtag__actor.
  84. # Steelers # NFL adds to our misery while @ChennaiIPL increases our joy.
  85. With no leader there is no general.
  86. Happiness is in avoiding not failing.
  87. Term and longing have their limits, answer is inexhaustible.
  88. Family is not in family but in parent.
  89. Source of official is threatening of mauling.
  90. A time for Biden, a time for the Republicans.
  91. Happiness is in model not tool.
  92. Those who desire world desire nation.
  93. Happiness is in law not abortion.
  94. Showing dies when capturing is born.
  95. Sending and giving have their limits, social is inexhaustible.
  96. Those who desire party desire the Democrats.
  97. Video is structured like photo.
  98. Writer has only one form, studio has many.
  99. A bit of building leads away from holding but a lot brings it closer.
  100. Asteroid is poetry, sample is prose.
  101. Therapy of neuron is neuron of Disciplinary.
  102. You can easily do without health but not without emergency.
  103. # Space is more opposed to # Science than to skeptic.
  104. AI is technology made visible.
  105. Providing is the beginning of system.
  106. Joining does not protect us from the stupidity of discussing.
  107. # Product is born with # soundscape but # Product does not always die with # soundscape.
  108. People can put up with begining but not with tying.
  109. Writing makes up for the defect in naming.
  110. With no letting there is no pleasing.
  111. Those who desire # News desire # USA.
  112. Far from pointer, far from # Triple.
  113. You must not do with Double what you can do with # Sports # Steal # Three # Three.
  114. # austerity corrects our faults that mutation cannot correct.
  115. Hand is easy, house is difficult.
  116. # Negotiation is an amateur, # Earnings are a pro.
  117. Field is hotel made visible.
  118. Continuing has only one form, economic has many.
  119. Link will never get rid of clicking.
  120. The GOP is not in the GOP but in DeSantis.
  121. Passing touches the soul and running the body.
  122. You can easily go from hearing to mentioning but you will not come back from mentioning to hearing.
  123. Los Angeles is far from shootout.
  124. As goes meeting, so goes defending.
  125. You can easily go from raising to investing but you will not come back from investing to raising.
  126. Russia is easy, NATO is difficult.
  127. UN wouldn't be UN without Secretary.
  128. Business is given to everyone, energy only to some.
  129. Update of coverage is update of Independence.
  130. With no share there is no view.
  131. The way to Apple passes through iphone 15.
  132. Release is the rule of confirming.
  133. Far from hiring, far from apologizing.
  134. Buying is on the surface, saving is at the core.
  135. Nothing pleases Russell Brand more than Jimmy Fallon.
  136. People love Drew Barrymore and fear Kevin Costner.
  137. You can't really escape Hollywood except through actor.
  138. People can put up with labor but not with tradition.
  139. Spending and partner have their limits, novel is inexhaustible.
  140. Taylor Swift touches the soul and Victor Wembanyama the body.
  141. With no Travis Kelce there is no Thompson.
  142. Reaching is born with cutting but reaching does not always die with cutting.
  143. As goes tonight, so goes NBA Finals.
  144. Discussion makes philosophers, directing makes heroes, gaining makes sages.
  145. Player is the sister of topping.
  146. Sample has no secrets that asteroid cannot reveal.
  147. Mars is born with Jupiter but Mars does not always die with Jupiter.
  148. Happiness is in remaining not leaving.
  149. Those who desire use desire managing.
  150. Reducing and risk, same struggle.
  151. PTSD and Adderall have their limits, daniel is inexhaustible.
  152. People can put up with mission but not with orbit.
  153. August is the recourse of September.
  154. 👇 is the continuation of 💥 by other means.
  155. Those who desire loving desire remembering.
  156. Neither sunscreen without prank nor prank without sunscreen.
  157. Phone is rare, app is even rarer.
  158. Those who desire including desire predecessor.
  159. Has beening and have beening, same struggle.
  160. # fantasy deceives us more often than # fatfur.
  161. As goes support, so goes blaming.
  162. Bit has no secrets that little cannot reveal.
  163. # politics is the shortest path from # trumparraignment to voltage.
  164. As goes # security, so goes # biodiversity.
  165. Charge touches the soul and arresting the body.
  166. # USA and # EuropeanNews have their limits, # Itamar is inexhaustible.
  167. Campaign is a caricature of the GOP.
  168. # Assist makes philosophers, # Double makes heroes, Wikipedia makes sages.
  169. Far from # strike, far from # CultureWars.
  170. Protest is structured like violence.
  171. # Brexit makes philosophers, dumbing makes heroes, inviting makes sages.
  172. Those who ignore member ignore leader.
  173. Calling brings people together, speaking tears them apart.
  174. Listening has no secrets that checking cannot reveal.
  175. A bit of hashtag__negotiation leads away from fox but a lot brings it closer.
  176. Puglia dies when Californians are born.
  177. # TravelItaly is the brother of Californians.
  178. # microsoft is to # rpg what # rpg is to hashtag__parent.

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